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Then Moses said, ‘Now show me your glory.’

And the Lord said, ‘I will cause all my goodness to pass in front of you, and I will proclaim my name, the Lord, in your presence. I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion. But,’ he said, ‘you cannot see my face, for no one may see me and live.’

Then the Lord said, ‘There is a place near me where you may stand on a rock. When my glory passes by, I will put you in a cleft in the rock and cover you with my hand until I have passed by. Then I will remove my hand and you will see my back; but my face must not be seen.’

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Thinking about my favorite Bible passage, Exodus 33:18-23 (X)

Questions for study:

  • Do God got that booty? (He do!)
  • Does God moon Moses? (Yes)
  • Is Moses into it? (So into it)
  • Is seeing God’s glorious ass worth 40 years in the desert? (Moses says yes)

(Source: freddieroy, via oduya)

Canadiens fitness training.

I know it’s a heart rate monitor, but honestly all I see is this. Or this.

(Source: benchwarmingbudaj, via hawkwardly)

hawkwardly:

he’s looking SO GROWN UP

hawkwardly:

he’s looking SO GROWN UP

(Source: prustytute)

"North Dakota sophomores Jonathan Toews and T.J. Oshie pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of being a minor not allowed on liquor premises, stemming from an incident at a bar earlier this year. Because of an earlier underage drinking charge, Toews was given a 10-day jail sentence. That charge was suspended for one year on the condition he have no further criminal offenses. Toews also received 30 hours of community service and a $425 fine. Oshie was given a one-year deferred sentence. He will have to pay a $225 fines. Oshie’s record will be wiped clean if he has no further offenses. Because of this offense, Toews’ record will not be wiped clean from his earlier offense. Sioux teammate Robbie Bina has pleaded not guilty to a misdemeanor charge of escaping custody. A pretrial conference was scheduled for May 10. According to authorities, Bina opened the back door of a police squad vehicle, apparently in an unsuccessful attempt to help one of his teammates escape."

College Hockey News: Toews, Oshie Sentenced (2007)

This is Important, but it’s equally important to talk about the time TJ was arrested for peeing (fighting??) in an elevator:

"Supposedly they were in an elevator," said Umile to Foster’s Daily Democrat. "I don’t know all the particulars about it other than the police were there … It was one of their guys and one of ours. That’s all I needed to hear. It was enough to do what I did. (x)

And also:

Internet rumors point to a broken elevator and a potentially bursting bladders leading to the arrival of Grand Forks finest. (x)

(via twoearsandaheart)

Tagged by princess-siddnttety in that desktop meme and whatever, I love seeing people’s working spaces and learning how they use technology, ok?
This is actually my desktop being really cluttered! I follow a pretty Inbox Zero view of my desktop and ideally it’d be just a few folders on the right. However anything on my desktop is “actionable” i.e., I need to read it, print it, listen to it, watch it or delete it. Items get moved once action has been taken (usually deleted). Right now there’s a lot of TV to be watched on my upcoming flight. 
Also Jake is there, dispensing wisdom. Originally yellow, edited because I like my desktop’s grey.

Tagged by princess-siddnttety in that desktop meme and whatever, I love seeing people’s working spaces and learning how they use technology, ok?

This is actually my desktop being really cluttered! I follow a pretty Inbox Zero view of my desktop and ideally it’d be just a few folders on the right. However anything on my desktop is “actionable” i.e., I need to read it, print it, listen to it, watch it or delete it. Items get moved once action has been taken (usually deleted). Right now there’s a lot of TV to be watched on my upcoming flight. 

Also Jake is there, dispensing wisdom. Originally yellow, edited because I like my desktop’s grey.

intentandoseringeniero:

Ejejejejejejeje pene xDDDDDDD

Question: why doesn’t this happen in every coffee shop AU?

intentandoseringeniero:

Ejejejejejejeje pene xDDDDDDD

Question: why doesn’t this happen in every coffee shop AU?

(Source: steveinaspeedo)

torigates:

goddamnithockey:

I’m ready to be critiqued

critiquemydickpic:

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I am hereby submitting a dick pic (of sorts). Eager to read your response! I feel cautiously confident.

you really need to back up a cocky (…..) approach like this with the goods, and fortunately you have, by and large.

the way your dick is hanging out inside your boxers is frankly pretty great, and i like the fact that you’re basically fully clothed, yet there’s nothing at all G-rated about your picture.  the use of shadow is excellent and the background is uncluttered, but i feel like your pose could pack a bit more punch.

thank you for submitting to critique my dick pic. your dick pic gets a B+.

GUYS PINK TANK TOP + DICK PIC + THIGHS OMG SOMEONE WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT JONNY TAKING DICK PICS PLEASE

someone wrote a tumblr fic where Jonny had a secret redtube account and Patrick found it and I am just saying I would read the shit out of a fic where Jonny submitted his dick pic to critiquemydickpick and was ABSOLUTELY OUTRAGED. A B+????? B+??? THAT CANNOT STAND!!!!!!!!!! (obviously he needs to solicit Kaner’s opinion before he submits another one. for science)

torigates, I think you might mean this?

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