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I assume this is in reference to WhereIstheClit.com and not my now excessive knowledge of which dick pic URLs are available for purchase? If so, get excited, because that site has an upcoming redesign aka a way better diagram.
If it is about dick pics, I would like it noted that dickpics.fail is available and I am this close to pulling the trigger.
Look, it’s not necessarily related to anything I normally post, but I just want people to know that the domain dickpics.wang is available.
A single reply to Dance Teacher:
It’s a month into Stella’s dance class before Brandon is able to pick her up. Usually it’s been Keeley, who’s also been watching her after work because these days Brandon is lucky if he gets home by 8. But George is taking Keeley out for their anniversary, so Brandon front-loaded his week so he could be there Wednesday evening.
He shows up five minutes early and the hallway is packed with other dance parents, mostly moms. One who knows him from school and summer art camp waves, so Brandon walks over to her.
"Hi," he says with a nod. "Mind if I sit here?"
Jessica shakes her head. “Not at all. You just got here for the best part.” Brandon gives her a questioning look. “The last dance,” Jessica says. “Mr. Smith lets them make it up.” She nods her head towards the room, where a guy with the largest forearms Brandon has ever seen is guiding everyone into a circle formation.
Anonymous said: 11. Fairy lights (A) I want TJ sending this to multiple persons!
knocked over the Xmas tree whoops is what TJ’s group texts to the entire house says.
how??? Mason, texts back.
party is all TJ says before attaching a photo of the now lopsided tree
Jonny rolls his eyes before sending pick it up because he doesn’t know why TJ is fucking around instead of just fixing the damn tree.
2 drunx TJ sends back, accompanied by a photo of him laying next to the tree on a blanket
me and tree r bros I got it a shot, the next on says, with a picture of a shot glass next to the tree and TJ grinning off to the side, shirtless
why aren’t u wearing clothes? Mason writes back
bro don’t ruin the tree, Chris chimes in. i love that tree more then u
trees fine we r having a pants off dance off. The next photo is TJ in his boxers doing some sort of blurry grind against the tree.