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sinsensory replied to your post “Look, it’s not necessarily related to anything I normally post, but I…”

YOU ARE DOING THE LORD’S WORK

I assume this is in reference to WhereIstheClit.com and not my now excessive knowledge of which dick pic URLs are available for purchase? If so, get excited, because that site has an upcoming redesign aka a way better diagram. 

If it is about dick pics, I would like it noted that dickpics.fail is available and I am this close to pulling the trigger. 

Look, it’s not necessarily related to anything I normally post, but I just want people to know that the domain dickpics.wang is available. 

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joombenn:

Josh Ho-Sang & Wayne Simmonds at Biosteel camp (x)

joombenn:

Josh Ho-Sang & Wayne Simmonds at Biosteel camp (x)

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Josh Ho-Sang’s shootout goal at Biosteel Camp [x]

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It’s a month into Stella’s dance class before Brandon is able to pick her up. Usually it’s been Keeley, who’s also been watching her after work because these days Brandon is lucky if he gets home by 8. But George is taking Keeley out for their anniversary, so Brandon front-loaded his week so he could be there Wednesday evening.

He shows up five minutes early and the hallway is packed with other dance parents, mostly moms. One who knows him from school and summer art camp waves, so Brandon walks over to her.

"Hi," he says with a nod. "Mind if I sit here?"

Jessica shakes her head. “Not at all. You just got here for the best part.” Brandon gives her a questioning look. “The last dance,” Jessica says. “Mr. Smith lets them make it up.” She nods her head towards the room, where a guy with the largest forearms Brandon has ever seen is guiding everyone into a circle formation.

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puckling:

hockeyboystho:

offseason antics [x]

I cannot explain how happy everything about this makes me. I’ve had it open in a tag for about four hours and every now and then I just toggle over and look at it and then thecoggs tells me about Kindergarten Dance Teacher Ben Smith. 

I mean, have you guys considered it though:
-Ben Smith teaching a group of small children in tutus fifth position
-Ben Smith making sure to give every kid in the class individual attention and praise 
-Ben Smith ending class by letting every kid come up with 15 seconds of improv that they all copy
-Single Dad Brandon Saad being judged by Dance Teacher Ben Smith for showing up late several times to pick up his kid (he has a big work project! he swears he’s a good dad!)
-Brandon and Ben eventually bonding when he helps Ben paint the background for the recital (Ben wearing a tank top, paint splattered over his arms, in his shaggy hair, wearing the kind of pants that are so old and worn they barely have knees, back pockets, or a crotch anymore)
-Ben assuming the lady who sometimes picks up Brandon’s daughter is also his girlfriend and secretly moping about it
-Brandon coming by after class one day to give Ben a card his daughter made, since she couldn’t be there that day
-And catching Ben doing his post-class relaxation routine, which is filthy dancing to ”Pony”
-Shirtless. In dance tights.
-Brandon is only human
-And after, when they are dating, they finally get a night alone after weeks of it not panning out and Ben being so nice about it
-And Brandon takes him to a club, where Ben proceeds to make his “Pony” routine look tame
-Ben wakes him up early the next morning with waffles, because he has to go to teach class
-And Brandon swings by after and there is Ben, getting his knees hugged by 12 kids at once
-And he sees Brandon and gives him a huge smile
-The same smile he gave last night, before dropping it like it was hot, doing a knee slide until his face was level with Brandon’s crotch, and sliding up Brandon’s body so slowly before whispering “let’s get out of here”
-And now he is doing it surrounded by children
-“Fuck,” Brandon thinks. “I definitely have to keep him.” 

puckling:

hockeyboystho:

offseason antics [x]

I cannot explain how happy everything about this makes me. I’ve had it open in a tag for about four hours and every now and then I just toggle over and look at it and then thecoggs tells me about Kindergarten Dance Teacher Ben Smith. 

I mean, have you guys considered it though:

-Ben Smith teaching a group of small children in tutus fifth position

-Ben Smith making sure to give every kid in the class individual attention and praise 

-Ben Smith ending class by letting every kid come up with 15 seconds of improv that they all copy

-Single Dad Brandon Saad being judged by Dance Teacher Ben Smith for showing up late several times to pick up his kid (he has a big work project! he swears he’s a good dad!)

-Brandon and Ben eventually bonding when he helps Ben paint the background for the recital (Ben wearing a tank top, paint splattered over his arms, in his shaggy hair, wearing the kind of pants that are so old and worn they barely have knees, back pockets, or a crotch anymore)

-Ben assuming the lady who sometimes picks up Brandon’s daughter is also his girlfriend and secretly moping about it

-Brandon coming by after class one day to give Ben a card his daughter made, since she couldn’t be there that day

-And catching Ben doing his post-class relaxation routine, which is filthy dancing to Pony”

-Shirtless. In dance tights.

-Brandon is only human

-And after, when they are dating, they finally get a night alone after weeks of it not panning out and Ben being so nice about it

-And Brandon takes him to a club, where Ben proceeds to make his “Pony” routine look tame

-Ben wakes him up early the next morning with waffles, because he has to go to teach class

-And Brandon swings by after and there is Ben, getting his knees hugged by 12 kids at once

-And he sees Brandon and gives him a huge smile

-The same smile he gave last night, before dropping it like it was hot, doing a knee slide until his face was level with Brandon’s crotch, and sliding up Brandon’s body so slowly before whispering “let’s get out of here”

-And now he is doing it surrounded by children

-“Fuck,” Brandon thinks. “I definitely have to keep him.” 

Anonymous said: 11. Fairy lights (A) I want TJ sending this to multiple persons!

(#11)

knocked over the Xmas tree whoops is what TJ’s group texts to the entire house says.

how??? Mason, texts back.

party is all TJ says before attaching a photo of the now lopsided tree

Jonny rolls his eyes before sending pick it up because he doesn’t know why TJ is fucking around instead of just fixing the damn tree.

2 drunx TJ sends back, accompanied by a photo of him laying next to the tree on a blanket

me and tree r bros I got it a shot, the next on says, with a picture of a shot glass next to the tree and TJ grinning off to the side, shirtless

why aren’t u wearing clothes? Mason writes back

bro don’t ruin the tree, Chris chimes in. i love that tree more then u

trees fine we r having a pants off dance off. The next photo is TJ in his boxers doing some sort of blurry grind against the tree.  

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