I am hereby submitting a dick pic (of sorts). Eager to read your response! I feel cautiously confident.
you really need to back up a cocky (…..) approach like this with the goods, and fortunately you have, by and large.
the way your dick is hanging out inside your boxers is frankly pretty great, and i like the fact that you’re basically fully clothed, yet there’s nothing at all G-rated about your picture. the use of shadow is excellent and the background is uncluttered, but i feel like your pose could pack a bit more punch.
thank you for submitting to critique my dick pic. your dick pic gets a B+.
GUYS PINK TANK TOP + DICK PIC + THIGHS OMG SOMEONE WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT JONNY TAKING DICK PICS PLEASE
someone wrote a tumblr fic where Jonny had a secret redtube account and Patrick found it and I am just saying I would read the shit out of a fic where Jonny submitted his dick pic to critiquemydickpick and was ABSOLUTELY OUTRAGED. A B+????? B+??? THAT CANNOT STAND!!!!!!!!!! (obviously he needs to solicit Kaner’s opinion before he submits another one. for science)
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… is this, like. a real thing? bc it sounds like you are talking about a real thing, and i can’t even. comprehend that. ???
Look, I am not saying that if you google Ryan O’Marra, by the second page you will have access to a bunch of social media accounts. But I am also not not saying that.
princess-siddnttety said: "#EXCUSE ME PS#YOU FORGOT ABOUT HIS PINTEREST ACCOUNT" I DID FORGET AND I'M ASHAMED OF MYSELF. "dear diary, do you think if i pin a picture of jonny, he'll find out? i don't know if i want him to know or not! [blush emoji]"
Thank you for rectifying your oversight, all is right with the world now.
is it a booner?
First off, how dare you I basically did a spit take on air.
I think a thing that pretty much sums me up as a person is that today I stopped a woman on the street to ask where she got her tote bag because it was a ghost with a boner.